Here Is the Undisputed King of Gummies

From CBD gumdrops to Swedish Fish, these are the rankings

Matt Ufford
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Try to name all of the gummy candy you know off the top of your head. Gummy bears, obviously. You probably know gummy worms and Sour Patch Kids and Swedish Fish. If you have a sweet tooth, you know more: gummy cola bottles, gummy peaches, gummy sharks, and gummy Life Savers are all second-tier options. There are even gummy teeth, because serial killers like candy, too. If you’re a parent, there’s a decent chance you give your children gummy vitamins. If you don’t have kids, you’re free to leave your gummy edibles laying around the house. (A brick of sugar is one of the best ways to mask marijuana’s piney flavor.)

You have options in the gummy space, is what I’m saying. But what are the best options in this crowded field? What product will give you the most enjoyment on the way to disappointing your dentist? I don’t know! It totally depends on your individual preferences. But I bought a bunch of gummies and wrote about them anyway.

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Matt Ufford
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Director of Digital Video Social Content at ESPN. Previously: U.S. Marine Corps, Uproxx, SB Nation. Recovering blogger. Tired dad.