Welcome to Whateverwhere’s Newest New American Restaurant

You’ve been to this place

Tunde Wey
Heated
Published in
4 min readMar 19, 2019

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Illustration: Alexa Miller

In Whateverwhere, USA, in a busy entertainment district indistinguishable from anywhere else, another small-plates New American restaurant is soft opening to hard praise and fanfare. A gaggle of well-dressed folks giggle in this dimly lit, generically trendy place, feting the precious food.

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